9.30.2008

Sorry readers, it's been awhile...but I'm back

Hola amigos, I know it's been awhile since I last rapped at ya, but in the last 3 weeks, I've gotten married, the economy took a nose dive, and my company was taken over...so I've been a little busy. But let's add a little humor to it.

Top 5 Reasons You Know the Economy is in Shambles:


#5 - You just spent 30 minutes "rebalancing your 401K / IRA"…which can be summarized in 5 seconds as "a mad sell off." Yet it feels GOOD...

#4 - Next career option could involve the world "Canada"

#3 - You realize no one has any answers…politicians, economists, Bush, anybody. Oh and you want to punch Jim Cramer in the face.

#2 - You're weary of Bush trying "leave a legacy" on his presidency with Bailout…"worst president ever" is now a given. (9/11, IRAQ, Katrina, Economy)

#1 - Greatest job ever? It is very likely that the stress of the economy will likely cause mortal health problems for the president...and vice president.