A few guidelines on when you should be alarmed at who's living next door. These MAY or MAY NOT be true to where I live...I'll leave that up to you. Consider what applies, and if any, be thankful you're a renter (temporary) versus just having plunked down all of your savings towards that "nice house on the block."
- You can't remember the last time you saw the same person come in or out.
- Mystery smells frequently waft over the fence. Described to you as "something's definitely going on over there."
- When you witness a ouija board being carried inside.
- Little shop of horrors has taken over their "garden" and tunnel under your fence.
- Neighbors often seen climbing on roof with beers on nights other than July 4th.
- Lawn was scrapped years ago for small dirt field.
- They supposedly pay to receive the newspaper but never seem to retrieve it from the driveway...and the collection grows.
- You begin to question how they hold jobs given the schedules they live by.
- They have given a new meaning to duplex: Your house has one front door, theirs: four.
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